Out of the Mouths of Babes....

I know I'm turning into "Blogzilla" tonight, but I wanted to share this before I forgot!  It's times like these that I treasure being a mom!  Okay, so the kids and I have had lots of time to chat this week and these two "conversations" are still cracking me up! 

Conversation with Chloe on the topic of  "Where Babies Come From"....

Chloe:  "Momma, when I was a baby, was I in your tummy?"

Me: "Yes."

Chloe: "Momma, that's NOT nice!  You shouldn't swallow people!"  (LOL!!!!)

(long pause -- because I was trying not to laugh)

Chloe:  "Momma, did you hear me knocking in there!  You should've let me out!"  (Hilarious!  If only it were that easy!)

Conversation with Colby about Baseball Cards

(in the car, Colby is reading me all the statistical information on his most treasured baseball cards.  Note: I just plugged in numbers.  I know absolutely NOTHING about baseball!)

Colby: "Hey mom! Listen to this... this guy can bat a 261 during the day, a 230 at night, and when he's at his house (home) he can bat a 250 and when he's on the road he bats a 197.  Man, they better be careful pitching those balls by the road!  If he hits a ball low, they might hit a car!!! 

LOL!!!!!  Is that not priceless!  I was laughing about it the rest of the trip!  He asked why I was giggling and I had to tell him I just got the giggles and couldn't stop.  My sweet boy believed me!