Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Creepy Crawlies & Other yucky things!

So I have to confess, I've been living in denial the past few months.  For some crazy reason I had convinced myself that the occasional unpleasant smell of "livestock" was going to be the worst obstacle I was going to have to overcome from living out here.  Um NO!!  My stomach is still churning as I write this.  I was having a casual conversation with my neighbor the other day that brought to light some of my WORST fears

Apparently there is a thriving population of black widows, scorpions, and all other kinds of hideous creepy crawlies out here!  I suddenly feel the need to dress my kids in head-to-toe wet suits with built-in rubber boots and gloves!  They have all inherited their dad's sense of adventure and LOVE for the outdoors, hence the "Country Kids Club".  Me, not so much.  I actually saw a black spider in the garage yesterday and came screaming & running in the house like a lunatic!  (Did I mention it was about 10 feet away from me and near the ceiling... so obviously I was in "immediate" danger and my actions were completely warrented! LOL!!)  The kids thought it was COOL and Jarred tried to keep himself composed & refrain from laughing at me too much (to my face at least) when he confirmed that it was a harmless house spider.  I'm still shuddering.  Ewww!

I now find myself walking around on my tippy toes and carefully inspecting my surroundings prior to every move... not to mention pulling back the sheets before climbing into bed!  I'm hopeful my phobia will subside with time.  Of course my husband wont have much to do with that.  His "comforting" words yesterday, "Well baby, at least all the construction next door will probably scare the rattlesnakes away."  Ugh!  (Shudder)


  

3 comments:

  1. Don't feel bad. In Iowa, we had a mouse in the garage when Kevin was out of town for 2 weeks. I backed the car out, closed the garage door, and then TAPED all around the door from the inside with packing tape. Mature? Me? Of course! Our next door neighbor ended up taking care of the "problem" for me. EWWWWW!!!

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  2. Oh my! We had scorpions all the time in San Antonio...I wonder if there is some kind of pest control you can get for it...Hey, Jarred might know since he's the bug guy! ;)

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  3. You crack me up girlie...but I am right with you & COMPLETELY understand!!! Whenever we would move the first thing I would ask the realtor was "What kind of creepy things do you have here: poisonous snakes/spiders, scorpions?????" Even though I grew up a "country girl" I was lucky enough to never encounter rattlesnakes & scorpions. I did not even realize until we moved back that we have black widows & brown recluses in Lubbock. Ugh!!!! Last year I opened a closet and saw a huge, long centipede. I FREAKED!!!! I have not seen one since then...knock on wood. Hang in there...you are doing great!

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